David Johns really wants to shift his motor. So rather than just sticking it up on DoneDeal for a 12 quid he's gone all out and made a ridiculously splashy video showcasing its features.
Mainly, at 15 years old, its main feature seems to be that it runs.
And it also goes in reverse.
First manufactured in 1985 by Suzuki, the 1999 version was made by Opel and is a dinky 3 door hatchback.
This one has matching seats and is mostly reliable. The flames coming from it in this video might be added in post.