Matt Reeves anticipated follow up to the 2011 smash Rise of the Planet of the Apes is still ten days away. I thought I was fine with this. Apparently I am not.
Also, given I’m a man (or at least society’s laws have decided I can and will be tried as such) you’d imagine I’d have some inclination to supporting the human-orientated ends in Dawn. They’re led by Gary Oldman, in full spit-mode to boot. It was a safe bet I’d be on their side.
I’m definitely not. I’m game for the apes. Why? Because even I can pick a winning side when its riding bareback on a galloping steed wielding a crudely effective flint spear in one gangly, powerful arm and an M63 light machine gun in the other!