Clubbing cinemas in the side of the head with a giant boulder much sooner than you think, John Carter
is a good old fashioned fantasy romp.
But it’s set on Mars.
So maybe it’s a bit unique, not unlike this uniquely stylish Super Bowl spot. A few years hence, having CGI in harsh sunlight was a fool’s errand. Now the arid wastes of Mars, excuse me, Barsoom
, come to life with tusked, green nomads, pitched battles and soaring hovercraft.
And while it’s not exactly loaded with new footage
, much of it you’ve seen in some shape or form in previous trailers
, it serves its purpose well.
That is you’ll be good and pumped for its March 9th release.